February 2012
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"Dinner is ready!" →
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD.
foxxman007 asked: Yes yes yes
Skype?
I can’t sleep…skype or oovoo anyone?
Skype: j_amore24
Oovoo: jamore24
It bugs me that I always end up taking on the stronger role in a relationship, it seems like every guy I date turns into a giant mushball a month or so into the relationship. No matter who it is, a mechanic or a football player I just can’t win haha. I don’t mean to sound sexist at all but I am sick of being the guy in the relationship. Like, fellas, it is HOT when you take control. I...
Io parlo l'italiano!
Tu parli l’italiano? Io sono guardare per un amico italiano, perche io voglio lavorare sulla mia scioltezza!
Okay, so maybe I lied about going to bed… but I have this irresistable desire to write and sing and be creative and artistic.
My mind is literally jumping and screaming with ideas, like I can’t even RARGH
Okay, hi. Here are some updates on my life
I’ve been dating the wonderful Nathan for 6 months now :3
I GOT MY MOTHER FUCKING LICENSE BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I’ve...
Hey, while I sleep...
Leave me something in my ask box! PLEASE!
hehe I like just making friends :3 it doesn’t have to be a question :3
cats-on-cats-on-cats:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
The Hunger Games
heyfunniest:
When you lost the bee you just saw
fuckyeahlaughters:
niknak79:
You’re all like:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Whenever I slip on ice:
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Expectations = Getting back up like a boss: Reality:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
